Nick Andopolis: Hey, I heard Kim got an "A" on her Western Civics exam.

Nick Andopolis: Oh no, that was *my* girlfriend. Hmm, but did you know that Lindsay got detention for flipping off her gym teacher?

Nick Andopolis: No, wait, that was *your* girlfriend! Hmm.

Daniel Desario: I heard that Kim hit you really hard in the chest.

Daniel Desario: No wait. That was me.

Daniel Desario: [slams Nick in the chest and walks away]

Nick Andopolis: Wow, that was really hard.